You Know It’s Too Hot When…

• You wash your hands just so that you can put them under cold water.
• You find yourself saying something like “Hooray! It’s only going to be 100 tomorrow!”
• Window-shopping in Fred Meyer’s freezer section sounds like a great way to spend an evening.
• You don’t get mad at your brother when he “accidentally” gets you soaking wet.
• Ice cream for breakfast, anyone?
• You seriously consider camping out under the air conditioner
• You fight over who “gets” to water the yard.
  
• You’re willing to spend the whole day in a dark room rather than turn a light on and have the temperature go up one degree.
  
  
• The short trip to the mailbox makes you tired.
  
• Your fan-less backyard seems eerily quiet.